Another fine installment of ‘welcome to teh internets’ : marryourdaughter dot com. Promote christian values by selling your underage daughter to some old dude, who’s not even legally allowed to have sex with her. But it could be your ticket out of the trailer park, or into the new jaccuzi ! Seriously people, I need the amount previously mentioned. And yes, you too could be the old dude !

“At first we were worried that Janine was too young to get married, but then her new husband bought her a house and a car and jewelry and the money we got let us buy a house for ourselves. Getting out of the trailer park at our age was the best thing that ever happened to us, and it’s all thanks to Marry Our Daughter!”

“Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!”

Wednesday, September 5th, 2007 @ 11:09 by bammbamm in english, interwebs, wuh?
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