French Erotic Film
Fart in a Duck

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Another fine installment of ‘welcome to teh internets’ : marryourdaughter dot com. Promote christian values by selling your underage daughter to some old dude, who’s not even legally allowed to have sex with her. But it could be your ticket out of the trailer park, or into the new jaccuzi ! Seriously people, I need the amount previously mentioned. And yes, you too could be the old dude !

“At first we were worried that Janine was too young to get married, but then her new husband bought her a house and a car and jewelry and the money we got let us buy a house for ourselves. Getting out of the trailer park at our age was the best thing that ever happened to us, and it’s all thanks to Marry Our Daughter!”

“Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!”

An intelligence test number 5, a new heir to the throne if you will, although not in the well-appreciated form we all knew and came to love; no; it’s their own neat little iq-test. It will take 13 minutes of your time, depending on how clever or dumb or monday morning you are. Please post your iq in the comments, so we can gloat and boast about our superiority, or tell you, you obviously cheated.

09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0

up yours AACS LA

Is Jon Stewart a danger ? That’s the topic
of a political scientific research amongst youngsters in America.
Clearly some people in the cough-republican-cough,
cough-rightwing-cough, cough-über-conservative-cough media consider the
host of The Daily Show a treat to democracy because “young people”
watching the show, are becoming cynical about the current leading
politicians, the electoral conduct and the media reporting on these
two. You gotta see the irony in that peeps;I’m just speechless in a
“being-choked” way. Maybe they’ll invade him in search for WMD’s. Be
gentle, republican media, and don’t be afraid to poke around in your
own rangs too; if you’re going to be surprised about what you find
through the latter, you’re either very unintelligent or just very
persuasive in lying to yourself. Jon Stewart for president.

there’s a new test out there; it’s fun; it’s a braintease, go get it quickly. Intelligence test number4. I did well. I could’ve done better.

No,
it’s not the announcement to funwithmovies part three, I recently came
across a similar thing and being the cinemaniac I am I couldn’t resist
sharing it with the world : the movie logogame.
I’ve solved a few; I’ll hopefully do better by the end of the week. The
first comment will be mine, containing the correct answers I came up
with so far.

monday, song du jour is “Sepultura – Orgasmatron”, I love my job. And there’s also part three of the Intelligence Test and Mister D from dystopics is already actively busting my balls over it. Troops of Doom, back to work. Uno-dos, un-dos-tres-quat, ….

Where
to start, ah yes, as I’m just a newbie in blogging-land, I as well
received my first portion of spam. People have been telling me mostly
that “I should lose weight” or “improve my size” (my boy-parts) or
“endurance” (use of my boy-parts), I’m still waiting for a message from
the “Hot lesbian women” who “want my hard boy-parts” as I’m sure they
won’t forget me.