In zijn column op de conservatieve Amerikaanse nieuwswebsite The WorldNetDaily schrijft hij hetvolgende :

Alleged Chuck Norris Fact: “There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.” It’s funny. It’s cute. But here’s what I really think about the theory of evolution: It’s not real. It is not the way we got here. In fact, the life you see on this planet is really just a list of creatures God has allowed to live. We are not creations of random chance. We are not accidents. There is a God, a Creator, who made you and me. We were made in His image, which separates us from all other creatures.

dus Chuck zegt hier dat hij evengoed God zou kunnen zijn, gemaakt in zijn evenbeeld… Hmm…

Alleged Chuck Norris Fact: “Chuck Norris’ tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever.”

There was a man whose tears could cure cancer or any other disease, including the real cause of all diseases – sin. His blood did. His name was Jesus, not Chuck Norris.

If your soul needs healing, the prescription you need is not Chuck Norris’ tears, it’s Jesus’ blood.

Hmm, dus als je kanker hebt, dan heb je pech, want je hebt kanker omdat je best wel een zondig leven hebt geleefd en de medicijnen/therapie worden ontwikkeld door evolutie, dus we geven je best wat penicilline, want zo hielpen de dokters mensen sterven vanaf 1928. Let’s do that…